Do pigs fly to the bacon slicer yet?

Just one of my quick answers when I get asked if a certain tyre is in stock yet. It tends to be truck tyres that get this response, and thankfully, it does make life a little easier, as most customers have a good sense of humour. You do get the occasional one that has sense of humour failure, but that’s just one of the perils of this job…

Hmm – suppose I’d better answer my phone…

Back later [possibly].

Karen.
Do spiders scream when they see a big fat hairy human in the bath?