There's something to be said about working in an office like mine... You get all sorts of weird and wonderful things sent into your inbox - this one being the latest in a long line that has been floating around...
A woman was very distraught over the fact that she had not had a date or any sex for over 5 years. She was afraid she might have something wrong with her, so she decided to seek the medical expertise of a well known Chinese sex therapist called Dr Chang.
Upon entering the examination room, Dr Chang said "OK, take off all your crose." The woman did as she was told."Now get down and craw reery, reery fass to odderside of room"
Again the woman did as she was instructed. Dr Chang then said "OK, now craw reery, reery fass back to me"
As she did Dr Chang shook his head slowly, "Your probrem vewy bad. You have Ed Zachary disease. Wurse case I ever see. Dat why you not haf sex or dates."
The woman said anxiously "Oh my God, Dr Chang what on earth is Ed Zachary disease?"
Dr Chang sighed deeply and replied "Ed Zachary disease is when your face look Ed Zachary like your arse."
Time to call this entry quits - I'm supposed to be working. Well, that's the theory, anyway!
Back when I get chance.
Karen.
Don't let the b'stards get you down
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