Stud Rooster

This joke came from my beloved, and I make no apologies for posting it, as it made me laugh first thing this morning, when not much else has managed to do so.

Enjoy.

Karen

Now some things you hold on to - and some you just let go
Seems like the ones that you can't have
Are the ones that you want most

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A farmer went out one day and bought a brand new stud rooster for his chicken coop.

The new rooster struts over to the old rooster and says, 'OK old fart, time for you to retire.'

The old rooster replies, 'Come on, surely you cannot handle ALL of these chickens. Look what it has done to me. Can't you just let me have the two old hens over in the corner?'

The young roster says, 'Beat it: you are washed up and I am taking over..'

The old rooster says, 'I tell you what, young stud. I will race you around the farmhouse. Whoever wins gets the exclusive domain over the entire chicken coop. But how about giving me a little head start?'

The young rooster laughs. 'You know you don't stand a chance, old man. I'll give you 50 feet'

The old rooster takes off running. About 10 seconds later the young rooster takes off running after him.

They round the front porch of the farmhouse and the young rooster has closed the gap. He is only about 10 feet behind the old rooster and gaining fast!

The farmer, meanwhile, is sitting in his usual spot on the porch when he sees the roosters running by. The old rooster is squawking and running as hard as he can.

The farmer grabs his shotgun and - BOOM - He blows the young rooster to bits...

The farmer sadly shakes his head and says, 'Dammit....... Third gay rooster I bought this month.'

Moral of this story?

Don't mess with the old farts - age, skill, wisdom, and a little treachery always overcome youth and arrogance!

OLD DUDES RULE