Hi. My name is Rob, and tonight, I was sitting at the bar staring
at my drink which I had just been served, when a large bearded long haired
trouble-making biker fellow steps up next to me, grabs my drink, and gulps it
down in one swig.
"Well, whatcha' gonna do about it?" he says, menacingly...
At which I immediately burst into tears.
"Come on, man," the biker says, “I didn't think you'd cry... I
can't stand to see a man crying."
"This is the worst day of my life," I say to the biker!!
"I'm a complete failure. I was late to a meeting and my boss
fired me. When I went to the parking lot, I found my car had been stolen
and I don't have any insurance. I left my wallet in the cab I had to take
home. At home, I found my wife with another man... And then, on top of
that, my dog bit me."
"So I came to this bar to work up the courage to put an end to it
all..... I buy a drink..... I drop a capsule in.... And I was sitting here just
watching the poison dissolve..... And then you show up and drink the whole damn
thing!
But, hell, enough about me,
How are you doing?"
Karen
The miracle of love
Will take away your pain
When the miracle of love
Comes your way again.
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